I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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