I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Randomize
