I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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