How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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