Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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