somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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