It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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