Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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