it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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