and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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