but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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