I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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