Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
How does one acquire holy water?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
