i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
