careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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