ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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