the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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