I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
that's an acceptable place to lick
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
