I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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