we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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