I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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