"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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