I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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