we have officially lost it.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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