Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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