so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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