he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
