3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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