im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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