erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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