Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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