did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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