I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
True college students do jello shots in the library
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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