i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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