It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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