You're so nebulous sometimes
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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