Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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