didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
why is half of my head shaved?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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