I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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