end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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