I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize