just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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