I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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