white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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