I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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