Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Randomize
