i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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