I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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