i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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