I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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