Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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