I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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